February 2012
Wait, what.: I have a pair of pajama pants my aunt... →
whydoihaveablog: I have a pair of pajama pants my aunt gave me last year that stretch to unimaginable widths and lengths. . They’re depressing because a pair of pants with that much give denotes that you’ve given up. This morning I woke up in an altered version of fetal position, with the waist band of my pants… Hero. Wind beneath my wings.
Feb 18th
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January 2012
Jan 12th
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Jan 10th
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Ask Mr. Zuckerberg →
Jan 1st
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December 2011
So I Suspect Only His Penis Is Dead. →
Dec 31st
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And the Following Day Is Mad Scientist Thursday! →
Dec 25th
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Just Like Your Horoscope Said →
Dec 24th
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Um, Bill O'Reilly Went to Marist College. →
Dec 23rd
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I Suppose "Chunnel" Would've Been Worse →
Dec 19th
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What? The Administration Told Me to Stop Saying... →
Dec 18th
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...Unless You Like That →
Dec 18th
One Doesn't Expect Lesbians to Be Racist →
Dec 17th
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That May Be the Nicest Thing You've Ever Said to... →
Dec 16th
Just Like There Are Millions Of Annoying Students... →
Dec 14th
“Everything I’ve ever let go of has claw marks on it.”
– David Foster Wallace, Infinite Jest (via findingsomewhere)
Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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“well i don’t “Believe in god” i have zero idea how everythign got here. I would...”
– Louis C.K on Reddit (via extrafirmhold) Fuck, I love him so much. (via whydoihaveablog) Yes. All of this.
Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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And My Wallet Was Gone →
Dec 12th
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It Was One Of the Best Conversations We've Ever... →
Dec 11th
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...Where Were You the First Day at Law School? →
Dec 11th
I Can Only Send Carmen Electra to a Few Lucky Boys... →
Dec 10th
Which Is Why Jackie Paper Will No Longer Be... →
Dec 8th
November 2011
Reblog this if you love "Community" and want NBC...
ryanhatesthis: Take this NBC, this’ll show you!
Nov 15th
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Are You Ever Gonna Stop Using That Line on Me? →
Nov 14th
Dear Dr. Freud... →
Nov 13th
Nov 12th
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WatchWatch
thedailywhat: Kickass Cover of the Day: From tonight’s episode of Late Night, Jimmy Fallon as Jim Morrison covering an extended cut of the “Reading Rainbow” theme song. [lnwjf.] 
Nov 12th
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Olga Does Oregon Was a Disappointing Film →
Nov 10th
Can a Rendition Of "Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)"... →
Nov 9th
Thus Racing Through the Full College Experience in... →
Nov 9th
After I Send You a Picture Of It →
Nov 8th
Obesity Is So Mainstream →
Nov 7th
You Couldn't Have Gotten It Done with One Final... →
Nov 6th
Just When You Thought New York Crazies Were the... →
Nov 5th
Says the Woman They Call "Goy, Interrupted"? →
Nov 5th
Sylvan Learning Center Commercials Are Pretty... →
Nov 4th
I'm Definitely Calling Her Again. →
Nov 3rd
October 2011
According to South Africa's Status Update on... →
Oct 13th
From Arthur Miller's Death Of a Celibacyman →
Oct 12th
Another Dubious Breakthrough at PFLAG →
Oct 10th
You Wouldn't Believe the Things We Had to Do for... →
Oct 10th
If Michelle Bachman Was President →
Oct 9th
But Sukkot Is Cool, Too, Because It Sounds So... →
Oct 9th
Honey, Sororities Are Like That Everywhere. →
Oct 8th
I'm Pretty Sure That's the Golden Rule. →
Oct 8th
Worst. Job Interview. Ever. →
Oct 7th
Dear Diary-- Talked to a Boy Today. I Think He... →
Oct 7th
I Mailed My Abstinence Ring Home and Stopped... →
Oct 4th
You Can Send 'em Back If They Don't Fit →
Oct 3rd